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10-16-2012, 20:07

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Joke o the day

Peters: later a cat was brought in but the vet couldn't figure the problem. So he got his retriever dog to sniff it from one end to the other, and raise its paw when it found the area of concern.
The bill was $50 for the treatment. Plus $200 for the Lab test.

From one of Murf's stories: poor guy.
Reminds me of the fellow who died from a Viagra overdose.
They couldn't get his coffin closed.

Which further reminds me they're coming out with a liquid form. For the guy who wants to come home after work and pour himself a stiff one.

Which brings us to the new Viagara antedote, chemical name noassatal.

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Don't mean to be testy, but in line with the original theme,

"Abdul, it's an honor to meet the world's fastest camel castrator. How do you do it?"

"Well, I take a brick in my right hand and another in my left hand. I get under the camel and swing the bricks up and together."

"My goodness! Doesn't that really hurt?"

"Yes, if I catch my thumbs."

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"Time for breakfast. Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

"Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra. It's taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunch time, she suggests, "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

"No thanks. The Viagra trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, "Would you like a steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Maybe a rotisserie chicken?"

"No," it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well, would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

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